lost 6 followers today 

fuckmeyourephillester:

charlesoberonn:

lanactrlaltdelrey:

so my mom needed a dress for a wedding so she went to neiman marcus and tried this on and sneaked some pictures

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then she showed them to my grandmother and with almost a 50 year sewing career she made an exact replica of the dress for her

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no one tops my grandma tbh

You illegally downloaded a dress…

AND IT LOOKS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL

mmmsammishes:

nimbose:

my kind of bread

MY BRAND

mmmsammishes:

nimbose:

my kind of bread

MY BRAND

… abgekratzt vom Pflasterstein [x]

peetaspenis:

there are just some things you can’t accept your favorite character doing in fanfics 

lumos5001:

screaming-till-im-numb:

I want someone to write a book where Mermaids are the women thrown off ships when the sailors got afraid because having a woman on the boat is bad luck. And as they sink to the bottom legs tied together they change slowly until they can breath, until they can use their tied up legs to swim. And they drown sailors in revenge, luring them in by singing in their husky voices still stinging from the salt water they breathed. 

someone please write this

glowcloud:

if you try to follow the whims of oppressive people and “be nice” it always goes something like this

"i hate cishets" no thats not nice you have to be nice “ok… i dont hate cishets but im very upset about the things cishet people done to me and my friends and partners” wow thats a little judgey of you. why does it have to be cishets ”ummm i wish i could have queer representation” WHY DO YOU NEED THAT? WERE ALL HUMAN. WHY DOES EVERYHTING HAVE TO BE ABOUT SEX WITH YOU. WHY CANT YOU JUST ENJOY A MOVIE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON ”um”

because guess what. nothing you say is ever going to be nice enough for them. so fuck nice. throw nice out the window. no social movement has ever been about being nice

m7storyteller:

Chris Hemsworth at the Tokyo premiere of Thor: The Dark World

m7storyteller:

Chris Hemsworth at the Tokyo premiere of Thor: The Dark World

slytherihn:

Hate that horrible silence while you’re working/studying? Perhaps your music is annoying you? Or maybe you just want to relax. Try these to help you fill the silence:

Try these out and you’ll feel yourself focusing a little more.

the-vashta-nerada:

  • hey bro
  • bro
  • broski
  • brosicle
  • broseidon, god of the brocean
  • brotato chip
  • brotein shake
  • brosef stalin
  • barack brobama
  • teddy brosevelt
  • don quibrote
  • adrien brody
  • gallilebro gallilei
  • napoleon bronaparte
  • brobo cop
  • leonardo dicapribro
  • broseph mengele 
  • bro nye the science guy
  • selena bromez
  • broey deschanel 
  • bro dimaggio
  • wolfgang amadaeus brozart
  • brohemian rhapsody
  • osama bro laden
  • mighty bro young
  • brodo the hobbit bro
  • broprah winfrey 
  • broby dick
  • abroham lincoln
  • what’s up

captainstormwind:

the truth is out there.

yo if i did a livestream while i cut fabric/sewed and watched got would u guys wanna join in